6.
"All I want for Valentine's day is a new washing machine."
"I thought you wanted a weekend getaway?"
"That was yesterday. Things change. Today, I want clean clothes."
"To take on your weekend getaway?"
"No, to wear to the grocery store."
"That's not very romantic. You should ask for a vacuum cleaner. At least you can dance with a vacuum cleaner."
"Romance is for people who have functioning washing machines."
"Yes, the heart of a woman is a fickle thing. No wonder men get confused."