"And you?"
"My ideal valentine would definitely not come from the jewelry store, or the florist, or the lingerie department.''
"Gee, I'd take any of those things."
"But you said ideal. Anyway, if there were such a thing in the world as a True, One-and-Only Soul Mate, he would show up in my office with a vintage pink Royal typewriter. Complete with the original carrying case. And maybe a cheeseburger. Honest to goodness, that combination might just get him sex right there on the desk."
"After you ate."
"Of course."
"That'd require dropping a fairly detailed hint. I'd like to see you make that happen."
"But I wouldn't have to."
"Good point."
Exhibit A.